Dolphin

"Because there is danger that it is involved in a dolphin, Please do not grow a hand in a fence"

Big Cok

Not only can you order high-end talents and big cok, but there is also a badminton starter. I wonder how it is served?

Sharp Prickles

It makes me smile when I see signs like this. A lovely example of personification.

Let's Get Stoned

An excellent of example of false advertising.

Wasting Wasters

How can one waste a waste?

Toilet For Cripple

Fisting

Fisting us maybe?

Bush

Not quite sure if this Irish TV programme is taking the piss, or it's just bad wording!

Txt Speak Fail

A cross between bad English and test message speak rarely works!